After the recent coming to office of Tony Abbott and his Liberal Party, thousands of young open minded revelers have fled the country by boat to start life afresh on Monkey Island.
The Island is said to run on trade, with 20 bananas being given for entry, and then goods being traded through a giant Treasure Box bartering system based on trust.
While it sounds much like a child’s fantasy game, tribes-people of the Island ensure it is a genuine new and effective community, sprouted out of love for freedom, and distaste at what has happened on the Mainland.
A giant tribal gathering is being held on October 12th, with guests sailing all the way from Sth Africa to play strange music on coconuts and synthesisers.
It will quote ‘be fucking awesome, see you on the Island you crazy beautiful fucks!’.
Bananas for entry trade here.